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Happy St. Patrick's Day

March 17, 2018

To the Irish Everywhere - Happy St. Patrick's Day

     "Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen."


 

“There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.”

 

If you’re enough lucky to be Irish… You’re lucky enough!

Here’s health to your enemies’ enemies!

May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.

May the wind always be at your back.

May you be at the gates of heaven an hour before the devil knows you’re dead!

Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!

Every man is sociable until a cow invades his garden.

May neighbours respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and Heaven accept you.

It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love.

I complained that I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.

Tis better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

 A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

Forgetting a debt doesn’t mean it’s paid.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.

Here’s to eyes in your heads and none in your spuds.

A little fire that warms is better than a big fire that burns.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege.

If it’s drowning you’re after, don’t torment yourself with shallow water.

There’s no need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

Don’t be breaking your shin on a stool that’s not in your way.

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